My favorite Madea quote (or scene in general xD) #7 (but should’ve been #1 xD)
Dr. Phil: Why do you feel you gotta get somebody all the time? it's like "Get him, get him, get him." You don't think that's angry? Madea: If they "Got me, got me, got me" I gotta get them, get them, get them. Yea, that's what it is. Dr. Phil: Then, what you call getting got... is a whole lot different than what other people call getting got. It doesn't take much to get you, does it? Madea: Well, When you getting got, and somebody then got you, and you go get them. When you go get them, everybody's gonna get got. Dr. Phil: Yea, But if you're getting somebody that you say got you... when they didn't get you to begin with... then you're getting the gotters, when they didn't do anything to you to even get you. Madea: Yea well, But if the gotters get me, I'm gonna get my Glock. Dr. Phil: Yeah, well... But you don't get the Glock when you hadn't been got. Madea: So, What I'm trying to explain to you is, I don't care who done got me. I'ma get them first. You Get me, I'ma get you.