Madea Quotes 3rd Edition

My favorite Madea quote (or scene in general xD) #7 (but should’ve been #1 xD)

Dr. Phil: Why do you feel
you gotta get somebody all the time?
it's like "Get him, get him, get him."
You don't think that's angry?

Madea: If they "Got me, got me, got me"
I gotta get them, get them, get them.
Yea, that's what it is.
                                                                    Dr. Phil: Then, what you call getting got...
is a whole lot different than what
other people call getting got.
It doesn't take much to get you,
does it?

Madea: Well, When you getting got, and somebody then
got you, and you go get them. When you go get them, everybody's     gonna get got.

Dr. Phil: Yea, But if you're getting somebody
that you say got you... when they didn't get you to begin with...
then you're getting the gotters,
when they didn't do anything to you to even get you.

Madea: Yea well, But if the gotters get me,
I'm gonna get my Glock.

Dr. Phil: Yeah, well... But you don't get
the Glock when you hadn't been got.

Madea: So, What I'm trying to explain to you is,
I don't care who done got me.
I'ma get them first. You Get me, I'ma get you.



Madea Quotes 2nd Edition

Here are some more of my favorite Madea quotes…

Madea’s Family Reunion (2006)
Favorite Madea Quote #4

Judge Ephriam: You’re her foster mother or you’re a prison mother. 

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: I’ll take prison for 200, Alex. 


Favorite Madea Quote #5

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: [advice to Vanessa and Lisa about what to do with a bad man] Cook a big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that’s called grit ball. 


Favorite Madea Quote #6

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: Look girl I’m done told you already to stop poppin’ that gum! 
Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I’m gonna call 911! 
Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919! 
[turns around and starts hitting Nikki
Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: . Put that seatbelt on! You better put that seat belt on right now! 
[turns back around with hair and glasses messed up

Madea Quotes 1st Edition

Ok, sorry it took so long but it’s time for some blogging of my favorite Madea quotes..

Favorite Madea Quote #1: 

Madea’s Family Reunion (2006)

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: Now listen up! 
Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! 
[Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him
Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I’ll be waiting for you at three o’clock! 
[Points at him


Favorite Madea Quote #2: 

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: I told you, you don’t know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don’t know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer… lie-awyer! 


Favorite Madea Quote #3:

Mable ‘Madea’ Simmons: the best revenge you can get on a person who tells you something like that, is to prove them wrong. 

Joe: Best way to get revenge on someone like that is to kick their butt. 

Ma to the dang D-E-A!

Since I love Madea so much, I’ve decided that my first blog posts will be based on her , yep.. Heck to the yea.. Thats Ma to the dang D-E-A! xD and yes I know a couple of the words aren’t the original words but thats cus’ I’m not the swearing type.. So, deal with it! ;P Lol

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